Eating sperm? is this a good idea?



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OK........ this is going to be extremely ackward, and wrong, but it
struck some curiosity in my mind so here it goes, now im completely
straight and have a girlfriend. now my girlfriend bought me one of
those sex techniques books, we never had sex before, but she saids she
wants to for her birthday thats in a month, so im not arguing, she
said it would be awesoem if we did some of that crazy stuff from the
book so i began reading up(not that im horrible at love making, prob
not the best, just average i suppose)
And then ... in the first chapter, which was all about facts about
sex, like womens and mens arousal points, blah blah blah, all that
****.... but there was a fact section about sperm, like one fact was
sperm travels at 28 miles per hour, like what its made of. But the
last fact was that a normal "load" of sperm contains 35-40grams of
protein!!!!! So this got me thinking, I realized always how hard it
was to get even your body weight in protein, much less the 2 times
your body weight in protein for super results, like thats a hella lot
chicken and fish, and protein shakes... (which cost money and most
taste like **** anyway, like a accomplishment to down them....) so I
had a idea, y not eat your sperm, you would easily be able to get like
200g+ protein a day now!!!!! I dont think anyone will argue that
masturbating isnt fun, so just eat it now instead of doing what you
normally do with the sperm...
So, is this a good idea, im guessing it just depends how far your
willing to go to get muscular, Im not really sure if I should do this
or not, it seems promising, but so ****ed up....

plz help me out!!

and i m not joking..here!!so plz don cum up wid stupid comments.
 
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> So, is this a good idea, im guessing it just depends how far your
> willing to go to get muscular, Im not really sure if I should do this
> or not, it seems promising, but so ****ed up....
>
> plz help me out!!
>
> and i m not joking..here!!so plz don cum up wid stupid comments.
>

Actually it's the semen that contains some sperm, depending on how young
and virile you are. I say go for it, and keep us posted, just don't expect a
kiss from me anytime soon.
 
On Sep 13, 12:10 pm, [email protected] wrote:
> OK........ this is going to be extremely ackward, and wrong, but it
> struck some curiosity in my mind so here it goes, now im completely
> straight and have a girlfriend. now my girlfriend bought me one of
> those sex techniques books, we never had sex before, but she saids she
> wants to for her birthday thats in a month, so im not arguing, she
> said it would be awesoem if we did some of that crazy stuff from the
> book so i began reading up(not that im horrible at love making, prob
> not the best, just average i suppose)
> And then ... in the first chapter, which was all about facts about
> sex, like womens and mens arousal points, blah blah blah, all that
> ****.... but there was a fact section about sperm, like one fact was
> sperm travels at 28 miles per hour, like what its made of. But the
> last fact was that a normal "load" of sperm contains 35-40grams of
> protein!!!!! So this got me thinking, I realized always how hard it
> was to get even your body weight in protein, much less the 2 times
> your body weight in protein for super results, like thats a hella lot
> chicken and fish, and protein shakes... (which cost money and most
> taste like **** anyway, like a accomplishment to down them....) so I
> had a idea, y not eat your sperm, you would easily be able to get like
> 200g+ protein a day now!!!!! I dont think anyone will argue that
> masturbating isnt fun, so just eat it now instead of doing what you
> normally do with the sperm...
> So, is this a good idea, im guessing it just depends how far your
> willing to go to get muscular, Im not really sure if I should do this
> or not, it seems promising, but so ****ed up....

Hrm, won't drink protein shakes, but will consider his own "protein
shake".

It's your science experiment. Enjoy. All things considered, I'd rather
drink
my protein shake (acquired taste, I'll admit), than my own material.

Would be curious to know how this squares with the law of conservation
of
matter. Where does the protein come from? If it's dietary protein,
aren't you
essentially at square one?
 
Hollywood wrote:
:: On Sep 13, 12:10 pm, [email protected] wrote:
::: OK........ this is going to be extremely ackward, and wrong, but it
::: struck some curiosity in my mind so here it goes, now im completely
::: straight and have a girlfriend. now my girlfriend bought me one of
::: those sex techniques books, we never had sex before, but she saids
::: she wants to for her birthday thats in a month, so im not arguing,
::: she said it would be awesoem if we did some of that crazy stuff
::: from the book so i began reading up(not that im horrible at love
::: making, prob not the best, just average i suppose)
::: And then ... in the first chapter, which was all about facts about
::: sex, like womens and mens arousal points, blah blah blah, all that
::: ****.... but there was a fact section about sperm, like one fact was
::: sperm travels at 28 miles per hour, like what its made of. But the
::: last fact was that a normal "load" of sperm contains 35-40grams of
::: protein!!!!! So this got me thinking, I realized always how hard it
::: was to get even your body weight in protein, much less the 2 times
::: your body weight in protein for super results, like thats a hella
::: lot chicken and fish, and protein shakes... (which cost money and
::: most taste like **** anyway, like a accomplishment to down
::: them....) so I had a idea, y not eat your sperm, you would easily
::: be able to get like 200g+ protein a day now!!!!! I dont think
::: anyone will argue that masturbating isnt fun, so just eat it now
::: instead of doing what you normally do with the sperm...
::: So, is this a good idea, im guessing it just depends how far your
::: willing to go to get muscular, Im not really sure if I should do
::: this or not, it seems promising, but so ****ed up....
::
:: Hrm, won't drink protein shakes, but will consider his own "protein
:: shake".
::
:: It's your science experiment. Enjoy. All things considered, I'd
:: rather drink
:: my protein shake (acquired taste, I'll admit), than my own material.
::
:: Would be curious to know how this squares with the law of
:: conservation of
:: matter. Where does the protein come from? If it's dietary protein,
:: aren't you
:: essentially at square one?

It's very doubtful that the typical seimen load contains that much protein.
It's nonsense.
 
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