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Clearly bicycles are not exicting enough

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007110349,00.html

Comes from a reputable paper, so it must be true.
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Re: Clearly bicycles are not exicting enough

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Re: Clearly bicycles are not exicting enough

Try again

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007110349,00.html
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Re: Clearly bicycles are not exicting enough

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Originally Posted by mikesbytes
Confirmed working
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Re: Clearly bicycles are not exicting enough

Autoeroticism.
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Re: Clearly bicycles are not exicting enough

Guess a hand inappropriately placed inside a car is less noticable than on a bike.
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car-nal knowlege



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Originally Posted by Dondare
Autoeroticism.
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Re: Clearly bicycles are not exicting enough

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Originally Posted by mikesbytes
Comes from a reputable paper, so it must be true.
Mike, I feel assured to know that you only RSS reputable news source for your daily news feed.
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Originally Posted by sogood
Mike, I feel assured to know that you only RSS reputable news source for your daily news feed.
Its in the Sun, so its got to be true.
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FAR less sensationalist than any corporate commercial news source in the united states...where truth is government approved for consumption of the paid for by corporate sponsors who have only YOUR best interest at heart when it comes to providing the bought and paid for truth.

Oh wait, this is the jokes forum not the bloody soapbox. still humorous, inna tragic comedic sense.


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Originally Posted by mikesbytes
Its in the Sun, so its got to be true.
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Re: Clearly bicycles are not exicting enough

In Australia, you can get a traffic offence for using your mobile while driving. Wonder if that offence applies to other distractions ?
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wow! It's all very clear now. I think I'll go downstairs and caress my bike. I'll tell her how she completes me and then I'll slowly slip off her fork and .........................
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"a recognized psychological condition"?

OK -- i have 13 bikes in my garage, covering my entire family, plus relics from the past seven years. i have an entire bookshelf devoted to bike magazines. my general-use tools are in a box in the corner, while my bike tools are on top of my desk. i have pictures on my bedroom door -- 3 of bikes and 2 of my adorable daughter. i build bikes for my job. i don't own a car, mainly because it would take me off the bike.

can i get recognized too? can i get a disability check for it?
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