An army officer walks into a restroom then up to a stall to pee. next to him a navy man just finishes an zips up his pants and walks over to the mirror to comb his hair. Just then the Army officer walks over and washes his hands in the sink. The Navy man turns to walk out.....
Army officer: "That's gross!"
Navy man:"Whats gross?"
Army officer:"the Army teaches us to wash our hands ofter using the restroom unlike the Navy"
Navy man:"Son, the Navy teaches us not to **** on our hands unlike the Army!"
Army officer: "That's gross!"
Navy man:"Whats gross?"
Army officer:"the Army teaches us to wash our hands ofter using the restroom unlike the Navy"
Navy man:"Son, the Navy teaches us not to **** on our hands unlike the Army!"