X-husband pulls up to x-wife's car at a light; x-wife looks over, waves a pinky finger in the air, says sarcastically, "Hello, HONEY!"
X-husband pulls his mouth as wide open as he can with his hands and mumbles, "Hi, B*tch."
(Kinda like Tom Arnold's response to Roseanne's comment about his 'endowment' being too small: "Even a 747 looks small over the Grand Canyon!")