Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?
"bomba" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote in message news:bmln9n$mv8mg$1@ID-147573.news.uni-berlin.de
> Westie wrote:
> >>>>Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest
> >>>>your life, which would it be?
> >>>>Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.
> >>>Pro mtb'ing:
> >>>1. Euphoria lasts longer after a ride
> >>>2. The 'pleasure' need only be one-sided
> >>>3. Can go with your best mate(s)
> >>>4. Don't need spare rubber, just carry a puncture repair kit
> >>>5. Incentive for building stamina
> >>>6. Can smoke while riding
> >>7. Don't need to ask before trying something different ;-)
> > 8. You can bring another strange new bike home and the old one won't
> > about it..
> > 9. At least you can enjoy it when the bike spends all your money.
> > 10. When your tired of the old bike, somebody will take it off your
> > for free, sometimes they'll even pay your for it.
> > 11. You can put two bikes into a room and they won't talk all day.
> > 12. You can happily watch TV and have the bike in the same room.
> 13. Bikes are always up for a ride.
> 14. If you you're nasty to your bike, you don't have to give it flowers before you can ride it
> 15. Bikes don't insult you if you're a crap rider.
> 16. You can ride your bike and drink beer at the same time. Woohoo.
> 17. You can keep more than one bike without the fear of being mutilated.
> 18. You can ride your bike any time of the month.
> 19. You don't have to lube before every ride.
> 20. If your bike is loose, you can tighten it.
> 21. If your bike is looking a bit old and saggy, you can upgrade with no problems.
When you go on a trip you can always rent one.
Mike - y'all decide what 'one' is.