This Just In From the RBR Francais Bureau



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Richard Adams

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The vacancy left by Team Cofidis sudden departure will be
filled by Belgian division III Team CyclingNews.Com - Down
Under. Australian rider Phil Thuaux said, "We'll bury the
other teams, you watch." Cyclingnews' Jeff Jones added, "It
will be total domination, just like Molenbeek - Wersbeek,
Wesemann will be eat cobble dust!"

In other news a recent out of competition test on five time
Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong revealed unusually
high levels of manteca and sucrose. US Postal's sport
director Johan Bruyneel denied Armstong has a 3 dozen a day
donut addiction. "It's just a couple at each Krispy Kreme
along the training route, nothing to be concerned about."