Re: Donuts - Training Food Of Champions
"B. Lafferty" <Magni@Italia.com> wrote in message news:<MVQZb.13829$W74.email@example.com>...
> "Time Cop" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote in message
> > U.S. Postal Service sport director Johan Bruyneel said he was surprised Armstrong pulled off the
> > victory in Saturday's 24 km time trial at Volta ao Algarve. The Belgian expected Landis or Peña
> > to win.
> > "It's not bad for someone who's been eating doughnuts all winter," Bruyneel said. "It's a very
> > long time trial for the first one of the year. Lance rode very smart. He didn't go too hard and
> > he always maintained a good rhythm. I didn't expect Lance to race so well."
> > P.S. Lance's girlfriend, Sheryl Crow, was there snapping pics of him on the podium.
> Johan is putting a pretty good spin on the situation. Regardless of what JB says, Krispy has his
> work cut out for him this season.
Jeez, I thought Jan looked fat in his past early seasons until I saw Lance in Velonews today. Did he
decide to get on the uber-diet of brats, beer, and German Chocolate Cake since Jan spanked him last
year? He must have put back on 10 kilos in the off-season. He's got a double-chin, and what's up
with that butt? I'm hearing Sir Mix-a-lot "I like big butts" in my head right now, cuz Lance is
packing much back. Did you read that little side note in Velonews about him having to adjust his
skinsuit during the TT? It's because his gut/butt are so big that skinsuit/chamois are stretched
beyond their usefulness. BTW, that new TT position is not going to fix that gut getting in the way
of his legs and those upper arms flapping in the wind. Did he somehow forget how to do pushups and
curls? And you can't tell me that that table muscle is not from drinking plenty of Shiner Bock on
the beach during spring training. He claims that Floyd is climbing better than him now--well no
sh*t, Lance, look at your gut. Better yet, have you seen your Nike's lately? I'm not counting on TDF
#6 if he's going to show up looking like Eddie Mercx.