The Magic of VODKA!

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1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
saturate the bandage with vodka.
The solvent dissolves the adhesive.


2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs
and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle
with vodka, spray the caulking, let
set five minutes and wash clean. The
alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.


3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply
wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with vodka. The
alcohol in the vodka cleans the
glass and kills germs.


4. Prolong the life of razors by
filling a cup with vodka and letting
your safety razor blade soak in the
alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the
blade and prevents rusting.


5. Spray vodka on vomit stains,
scrub with a brush, then blot dry.


6. Using a cotton ball, apply
vodka to you! r face as an astringent
to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.


7. Add a jigger of vodka to a
12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The
alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
toxins from hair, and stimulates the
growth of healthy hair.


8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray
bottle and spray bees or
wasps to kill them.


9. Pour one-half cup vodka and
one-half cup water in a Ziplock
freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy,
re-freezable ice pack for aches,
pain, or black eyes.


10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise
jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid
tightly and set in the sun for three days.

Strain liquid through a coffee
filter, then apply the tincture
to aches and pains.


11. Make your own mouthwash
by mixing nine tablespoons powered
cinnamon with one cup vodka.

Seal in an airtight container
for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm
water and rinse your mouth.
Don't swallow.


12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka
to a cold sore to help it dry out.


13. If a blister opens, pour vodka
over the raw skin as a local anesthetic
that also disinfects the exposed dermis.


14. To treat dandruff, mix one
cup vodka with two teaspoons
crushed rosemary let sit for two days,
strain through a coffee filter and
massage into your scalp and let dry.


15. To treat an earache put a
few drops of vodka in your ear.
Let set for a few minutes.
Then drain. The vodka will kill the
bacteria that is causing pain
in your ear.


16. To relieve a fever, use
a washcloth to rub vodka on your
chest and back as a liniment.


17. To cure foot odor,
wash your feet with vodka.


18. Vodka will disinfect and
alleviate a jellyfish sting.


19. Pour vodka over an area affected
with poison ivy to remove the urushiol
oil from your skin.


20. Swish a shot of vodka over an
aching tooth. Allow your gums to
absorb some of the alcohol to
numb the pain.

OR JUST DO WHAT I DO!!!
Or bypass all the inconvenience
and drink the stuff! You'll be
entirely disinfected from the inside
out, but when you pee, make sure
to hit that mildew in the
shower. It will remove the mildew,
and empty your bladder in one easy step!

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