Old men

drewjc

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you
all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said,"Yes sir, what are you
seeing the doctor for today?" There's something wrong with my penis,"
he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't
come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You
asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist
replied snottily, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's
something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded
approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is
wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.