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08-06.-2004, 03:39 PM
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One, two, three ...Four
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his
wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says: 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night." The next night he came home and shouted: 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love. After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four". "What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire."
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03-10.-2005, 10:59 AM
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Location: Plymouth MA
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Re: One, two, three ...Four
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LMAO!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!  |
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