A day in the life of Jeff Jones...

brian roth

Alright Jeff, please tell us exactly how those kilometer by kilometer race
reports are put together. Do you have access to race radio, etc....

Ewoud Dronkert

On 7 Apr 2004 08:08:20 -0700, brian roth wrote:
> Alright Jeff, please tell us exactly how those kilometer by kilometer
> race reports are put together. Do you have access to race radio, etc....

Didn't you see him on one of the motorbikes, with his laptop?!

Jeff Jones

"brian roth" <brian_j_roth@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ebf01652.0404070708.90451f0@posting.google.com...
> Alright Jeff, please tell us exactly how those kilometer by kilometer race
> reports are put together. Do you have access to race radio, etc....

Trade secret ;-) I hang glide over the peloton with my laptop and satellite
modem, feverishly typing. It was tricky today in that wind.

Had to work a bit harder today though, as my clone who takes pics was a bit
slow in uploading them.

cheers,
Jeff

Fake name goes here

In article <ebf01652.0404070708.90451f0@posting.google.com>,
brian_j_roth@yahoo.com (brian roth) wrote:

> Alright Jeff, please tell us exactly how those kilometer by kilometer race
> reports are put together. Do you have access to race radio, etc....

it's easy...he checks out velonews and just does a cut and paste

;-)

Dave

"Fake name goes here" <no@email.com> wrote in message
news:no-69C53B.20423907042004@bignews.bellsouth.net...
> In article <ebf01652.0404070708.90451f0@posting.google.com>,
> brian_j_roth@yahoo.com (brian roth) wrote:
>
> > Alright Jeff, please tell us exactly how those kilometer by kilometer race
> > reports are put together. Do you have access to race radio, etc....
>
> it's easy...he checks out velonews and just does a cut and paste
>
> ;-)

You can probably expect a virus soon...
Dave

Jeff Jones

"Fake name goes here" <no@email.com> wrote in message
news:no-69C53B.20423907042004@bignews.bellsouth.net...
> In article <ebf01652.0404070708.90451f0@posting.google.com>,
> brian_j_roth@yahoo.com (brian roth) wrote:
>
> > Alright Jeff, please tell us exactly how those kilometer by kilometer
race
> > reports are put together. Do you have access to race radio, etc....
>
> it's easy...he checks out velonews and just does a cut and paste
>
> ;-)

Explain the extra words then :-)

Jeff

Steven L. Sheffield

On 04/08/2004 12:10 AM, in article 4074ecf7$0$1957$ba620e4c@news.skynet.be,
"Jeff Jones" <jeff@cyclingnews-punt-com> wrote:

>
> "Fake name goes here" <no@email.com> wrote in message
> news:no-69C53B.20423907042004@bignews.bellsouth.net...
>> In article <ebf01652.0404070708.90451f0@posting.google.com>,
>> brian_j_roth@yahoo.com (brian roth) wrote:
>>
>>> Alright Jeff, please tell us exactly how those kilometer by kilometer
> race
>>> reports are put together. Do you have access to race radio, etc....
>>
>> it's easy...he checks out velonews and just does a cut and paste
>>
>> ;-)
>
> Explain the extra words then :-)



Cut-n-pasted from VN as well, but masterfully rearranged to disguise their
origin.

Cut a "the" here, and paste an "and" there, grab a few more words from other
race reports and voila!


--
Steven L. Sheffield
stevens at veloworks dot com
veloworks at worldnet dot ay tea tee dot net
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ess ay ell tea ell ay kay ee sea aye tee why you ti ay aitch
aitch tee tea pea colon [for word] slash [four ward] slash double-you
double-yew double-ewe dot veloworks dot com [four word] slash

Jeff Jones

"Steven L. Sheffield" <stevens@veloworks.com> wrote in message
news:BC9A9301.2ACEB%stevens@veloworks.com...
>
> Cut-n-pasted from VN as well, but masterfully rearranged to disguise their
> origin.
>
> Cut a "the" here, and paste an "and" there, grab a few more words from
other
> race reports and voila!
>
It's all smoke and mirrors. I figured out how to make cool little jpgs out
of ascii characters too. Ya just have to line them up in the right way.

Jeff

Tom Kunich

"Jeff Jones" <jeff@cyclingnews-punt-com> wrote in message
news:4074ecf7$0$1957$ba620e4c@news.skynet.be...
>
> "Fake name goes here" <no@email.com> wrote in message
> news:no-69C53B.20423907042004@bignews.bellsouth.net...
> > In article <ebf01652.0404070708.90451f0@posting.google.com>,
> > brian_j_roth@yahoo.com (brian roth) wrote:
> >
> > > Alright Jeff, please tell us exactly how those kilometer by kilometer
> race
> > > reports are put together. Do you have access to race radio, etc....
> >
> > it's easy...he checks out velonews and just does a cut and paste
> >
> > ;-)
>
> Explain the extra words then :-)

Especially the one's that make sense.

Tom Kunich

"Steven L. Sheffield" <stevens@veloworks.com> wrote in message
news:BC9A9301.2ACEB%stevens@veloworks.com...
> On 04/08/2004 12:10 AM, in article
4074ecf7$0$1957$ba620e4c@news.skynet.be,
> "Jeff Jones" <jeff@cyclingnews-punt-com> wrote:
>
> >
> > "Fake name goes here" <no@email.com> wrote in message
> > news:no-69C53B.20423907042004@bignews.bellsouth.net...
> >> In article <ebf01652.0404070708.90451f0@posting.google.com>,
> >> brian_j_roth@yahoo.com (brian roth) wrote:
> >>
> >>> Alright Jeff, please tell us exactly how those kilometer by kilometer
> > race
> >>> reports are put together. Do you have access to race radio, etc....
> >>
> >> it's easy...he checks out velonews and just does a cut and paste
> >>
> >> ;-)
> >
> > Explain the extra words then :-)
>
>
>
> Cut-n-pasted from VN as well, but masterfully rearranged to disguise their
> origin.
>
> Cut a "the" here, and paste an "and" there, grab a few more words from
other
> race reports and voila!

I think that they've been masterfully cut and pasted from the dictionary.