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12-04.-2004, 03:11 PM
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Postal Chain and Krispy new ELA story
Thanks to the advances in modern genetic science, DNA samples have
been obtained from Lance. This new cellular material has been grown in large amounts and mixed into a refreshing orange drink especially for consumption by bicycle racing enthusiasts. The drink is labeled ELA for "Elixir of Lance Armstrong", and is boldly decorated with labels of former companies that used to support Lance. A perfect balance of electrolytes and proteins, a must have, winning combination for the Tour De France. Instead of Lance Armstrong just fading away, he will continue to race with anyone who purchases ELA, only $39.99 per 3 oz bottle. You can Help. Reserve your case of ELA now! For those that prefer an Injectable form, ELA is also available in disposable 3cc syringes. Teasts somewhat salty too -Organization for the Preservation of Lance Armstrong (OPLA) Cho Itho, president OPLA@GeniticDrinks.com |
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