even worse than the reclining seat bicycles are ricksha baby carriages!

meat n potatoes

these damned yuppies. it's not enough to just have a simple seat in
the back for the kid. they gotta show off that they are into the
latest expensive gadgetry by fitting their bikes with a ricksha style
baby carriage. gimme a freakin break. and these damn things take up
so much of the bike path. and, a kid threw some shit at me from his
royal seat.

also, what's with all those bike helmets? why have we become so
wimpy? in the 70s, people rode bikes as normal people. now, everyone
wears some gayboy spandex, wears a helmet that looks like a hollowed
out half of a nerf football, and lug around a ricksha baby carriage.
what is this world coming to?

Davey Crockett

bagelncreamcheese@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) writes:

> these damned yuppies. it's not enough to just have a simple seat in
> the back for the kid. they gotta show off that they are into the
> latest expensive gadgetry by fitting their bikes with a ricksha style
> baby carriage. gimme a freakin break. and these damn things take up
> so much of the bike path. and, a kid threw some shit at me from his
> royal seat.
>
> also, what's with all those bike helmets? why have we become so
> wimpy? in the 70s, people rode bikes as normal people. now, everyone
> wears some gayboy spandex, wears a helmet that looks like a hollowed
> out half of a nerf football, and lug around a ricksha baby carriage.
> what is this world coming to?

That's the power of advertizing for you.

When business was a tad slow in the bike accessories business, right after the Baby Boomers had traded in their bikes for Lamborghenis, the Bike Industry Association held a big pow-wow to figure out what to do about it.

And they decided to go to the publicity hounds for some help.

So some fuckin' Queer from some Faggot Infested ad agency chats with some money grabbing crooked politician, promises untold millions in Campaign Contributions the next time he has to go back to tell enough lies to his Local Yokels to get re-elected, and slips him an envelope to meet immediate contingencies like taking his boyfriend to the Gay-Games and sure enough: There's some fuggin' Wanker rearing up on his Rear Trotter spoutin' verbal diahorria about Helmet Laws.

So much for the Land of the Free.

Davey never wears a stupid helmet except to race. Sh!t, Davey's Head is Hard; it's his Heart that's fragile!!

--
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Davey Crockett
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Rick Onanian

On Fri, 16 Apr 2004 10:51:55 GMT, Davey Crockett
<Davey_Crockett@rogers.com> wrote:
>bagelncreamcheese@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) writes:
>> these damned yuppies. it's not enough to just have a simple seat in
>> also, what's with all those bike helmets? why have we become so
>> wimpy? in the 70s, people rode bikes as normal people. now, everyone
>> wears some gayboy spandex, wears a helmet that looks like a hollowed

>So some fuckin' Queer from some Faggot Infested ad agency chats with
>some money grabbing crooked politician, promises untold millions in
>his Rear Trotter spoutin' verbal diahorria about Helmet Laws.

Tee-hee.

Trolls trolling trolls. On newsfroups about movies, tv, and
bicycles. Cute.
--
Rick Onanian

Robert Dole

bagelncreamcheese@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) wrote in message news:<1d7e07b1.0404151924.621b5b1@posting.google.com>...
> these damned yuppies. it's not enough to just have a simple seat in
> the back for the kid. ...

these damned trolls. it's not enough to just have a simple recumbent troll ...

sittingduck

tsdev@mailcity.com (Robert Dole) wrote:

> bagelncreamcheese@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) wrote in message
> news:<1d7e07b1.0404151924.621b5b1@posting.google.com>...
>> these damned yuppies. it's not enough to just have a simple seat in
>> the back for the kid. ...
>
> these damned trolls. it's not enough to just have a simple recumbent
> troll ...

Just kill anything posted to over 3 groups.... works wonders. Of course
that's not much of an option at google.

Richard Adams

Davey Crockett <Davey_Crockett@rogers.com> wrote in message news:<87d668nqkj.fsf@cpe000423176ea9-cm0f2069983361.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com>...
> bagelncreamcheese@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) writes:
[snip]
>
> So much for the Land of the Free.

You're posting from Canada, stop stealing our motto or we'll invade
you!
(In spandex -n- nerfball helmets -n- drinking Bud Light -n- fat, too.)

> Davey never wears a stupid helmet except to race. Sh!t, Davey's Head is Hard; it's his Heart that's fragile!!

I thought I saw a few chipped curbs... You sure all those falls didn't
addle something?