Bravo, Mario!

Brian Laffatme

Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php...pr04/apr15news2


Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of America, to show
Americans what a true champion is made of. Unllike most American
racers, Mario has surely never dreamt of taking performance drugs,
eaten Krispy Kreme donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire
to join the company of movie or music starlets, he is merely content
to perfect and dominate his craft, that of being the best sprinter in
the world.

If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic, philandering, Krispy
Kreme eating cycling scene on this side of the Atlantic were as
modest, winning and dedicated as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a
sport on the eternal rise in America rather than what it is, one in
perpetual decline.

Bravo Mario! Bravo!

Jiyang Chen

"Brian Laffatme" <B_Laffatme@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.
>
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php...pr04/apr15news2
>
>
> Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of America, to show
> Americans what a true champion is made of. Unllike most American
> racers, Mario has surely never dreamt of taking performance drugs,
> eaten Krispy Kreme donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire
> to join the company of movie or music starlets, he is merely content
> to perfect and dominate his craft, that of being the best sprinter in
> the world.
>
> If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic, philandering, Krispy
> Kreme eating cycling scene on this side of the Atlantic were as
> modest, winning and dedicated as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a
> sport on the eternal rise in America rather than what it is, one in
> perpetual decline.
>


Decline from what? Cycling's never been much of anything in anywhere
BUT Europe.

Marlene Blanshay

"Jiyang Chen" <no@no.no> wrote in message
news:c5vj53$d7d@dispatch.concentric.net...
>
> "Brian Laffatme" <B_Laffatme@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:7af61f54.0404181838.6e11fef7@posting.google.com...
> > Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.
> >
> > http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php...pr04/apr15news2
> >
> >
> > Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of America, to show
> > Americans what a true champion is made of. Unllike most American
> > racers, Mario has surely never dreamt of taking performance drugs,
> > eaten Krispy Kreme donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire
> > to join the company of movie or music starlets, he is merely content
> > to perfect and dominate his craft, that of being the best sprinter in
> > the world.
> >
> > If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic, philandering, Krispy
> > Kreme eating cycling scene on this side of the Atlantic were as
> > modest, winning and dedicated as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a
> > sport on the eternal rise in America rather than what it is, one in
> > perpetual decline.
> >
>
>
> Decline from what? Cycling's never been much of anything in anywhere
> BUT Europe.
>

Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I finally tried them by
the way. The honey glazed ones. Delicious, but boy are they sweet!

John Smith

Krispy Kreme donuts are currently expanding into Europe, and have been found
to help chemically mask detection of several "performance drugs" with the
extremely high levels of sugar and oil if eaten 4 hours or less before a
test. Therefore, Europe will follow America as it always has.

Cho


"Marlene Blanshay" <blanshay@total.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Jiyang Chen" <no@no.no> wrote in message
> news:c5vj53$d7d@dispatch.concentric.net...
> >
> > "Brian Laffatme" <B_Laffatme@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:7af61f54.0404181838.6e11fef7@posting.google.com...
> > > Apparently Mario will be in the Tour of Georgia.
> > >
> > > http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php...pr04/apr15news2
> > >
> > >
> > > Bravo Mario! The Lion King will grace the shores of America, to show
> > > Americans what a true champion is made of. Unllike most American
> > > racers, Mario has surely never dreamt of taking performance drugs,
> > > eaten Krispy Kreme donuts, nor cheated on his wife. Nor does he aspire
> > > to join the company of movie or music starlets, he is merely content
> > > to perfect and dominate his craft, that of being the best sprinter in
> > > the world.
> > >
> > > If only our corrupt, drug infested, narcissistic, philandering, Krispy
> > > Kreme eating cycling scene on this side of the Atlantic were as
> > > modest, winning and dedicated as Mario Cipollini, cycling would be a
> > > sport on the eternal rise in America rather than what it is, one in
> > > perpetual decline.
> > >
> >
> >
> > Decline from what? Cycling's never been much of anything in anywhere
> > BUT Europe.
> >
>
> Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I finally tried them
by
> the way. The honey glazed ones. Delicious, but boy are they sweet!
>
>

Faster Bordello

Marlene Blanshay wrote:

> Who is exactly supposed to have eaten Krispy Kremes? I finally tried them by
> the way. The honey glazed ones. Delicious, but boy are they sweet!
>
>
where were you when we thrashed LANCE for his donut eating girlfriend?
the pic's were hysterical.