funny things to do on a bike

jake jamison

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual
sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking
out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever
is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she
is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

S o r n i

jake jamison wrote:
> this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along
> the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
> (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so
> many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i
> decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
> zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!*
> they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
> practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i
> look back she is actualy clutcing her chest!
>
> anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Think again. (Or for the first time, evidently.)

Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S.

AustinMN

S o r n i wrote:
<drivel snipped>
>
> Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S.

Yup. Google shows his favorite newsgroup to be rec.toys.action-figures...

Austin

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Zoot Katz

Thu, 06 May 2004 16:57:39 GMT,
<78umc.6892$8S1.1328@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>, "jake jamison"
<j_jamison@hotmale.com> wrote:

>this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual
>sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
>entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking
>out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever
>is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
>*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
>practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she
>is actualy clutcing her chest!
>
>anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!
>

I thought it was about a four.
--
zk

Don

well.. since many people are scared shitless of dogs.. you've done your best
to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people..

another stupid pet trick.

cheers

don
"jake jamison" <j_jamison@hotmale.com> wrote in message
news:78umc.6892$8S1.1328@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the
usual
> sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
> entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking
> out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at
whoever
> is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not
looking,
> *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other
lady
> practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look
back she
> is actualy clutcing her chest!
>
> anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!
>
>

Tom Nakashima

> "jake jamison" <j_jamison@hotmale.com> wrote in message
> news:78umc.6892$8S1.1328@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> > this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the
> usual
> > sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot
of
> > entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
> walking
> > out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at
> whoever
> > is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not
> looking,
> > *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other
> lady
> > practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look
> back she
> > is actualy clutcing her chest!
> >
> > anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!
> >


Just curious what you would have done if she really did have a heart attack?
-tom

Zoot Katz

Thu, 6 May 2004 14:29:40 -0400, <409a83f9_1@127.0.0.1>,
"Don" <dpaquin@att.net> wrote:

>well.. since many people are scared shitless of dogs.. you've done your best
>to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people..

Cyclists are traditionally considered scum by the worthless dull
witted masses of unwashed heathen plebes. His antics didn't
significantly change anyone's opinion of cyclists as a group.

I bark at coyotes. Doesn't scare them at all.
--
zk

Zoot Katz

Thu, 6 May 2004 11:43:48 -0700, <c7e114$3co$1@news.Stanford.EDU>,
"Tom Nakashima" <tom@slac.stanford.edu> wrote:

>Just curious what you would have done if she really did have a heart attack?

Go back for the purse and jewellery of course.
--
zk

Q.

"jake jamison" <j_jamison@hotmale.com> wrote in message
news:78umc.6892$8S1.1328@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the
usual
> sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
> entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking
> out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at
whoever
> is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not
looking,
> *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other
lady
> practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look
back she
> is actualy clutcing her chest!
>
> anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

That makes a strange sort of sense ... they tell women if they're getting
attacked don't yell help, yell fire instead. Nobody pays attention to help.
It would seem a barking dog would get peoples better than most other things.

C.Q.C.

Dominic Richens

jake jamison wrote:
> this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along
> the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
> (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so
> many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i
> decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
> zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!*
> they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
> practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i
> look back she is actualy clutcing her chest!
>
> anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

dickhead

Richard Adams

"jake jamison" <j_jamison@hotmale.com> wrote in message news:<78umc.6892$8S1.1328@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>...
> this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual
> sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
> entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking
> out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever
> is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
> *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
> practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she
> is actualy clutcing her chest!
>
> anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Excessively humourous.

Now you better run along, the bell is about to ring and you don't want
to be late for another fun afternoon with the other special ed
students.

tcmedara

jake jamison <j_jamison@hotmale.com> wrote:
> this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along
> the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
> (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so
> many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i
> decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
> zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!*
> they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
> practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i
> look back she is actualy clutcing her chest!
>
> anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Looks like Li'l Jakie found the password to through the parental controls.
What's next, picking the lock on the liquor cabinet and throwing eggs at old
people? Go away, ya twit.

Tom

Brett Jaffee

ackthpt@concentric.net (Richard Adams) wrote in
news:c2352af0.0405061423.6c26fb9@posting.google.com:

> "jake jamison" <j_jamison@hotmale.com> wrote in message
> news:<78umc.6892$8S1.1328@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>...
>> this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along
>> the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
>> (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so
>> many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i
>> decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
>> zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!*
>> they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
>> practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i
>> look back she is actualy clutcing her chest!
>>
>> anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!
>
> Excessively humourous.
>
> Now you better run along, the bell is about to ring and you don't want
> to be late for another fun afternoon with the other special ed
> students.

I guess the short bus a back rack.