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17-08.-2004, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: on my bike
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GW Bush joke
Here's a good joke I recently heard:
Three micro-surgeons are talking. First one says, "They brought in a 14-year-old girl. Her hand was smashed in a car wreck. Broke every finger. Took me 12 hours but I put her hand back together and now, one year later, she's a concert pianist who's playing Carnegie Hall tonight." Second surgeon says, "That's impressive. I had a patient who was skydiving. The parachute didn't open, he crushed both legs. Took me 16 hours but I put him back together, better than ever. This month, he won the Olympic Gold Medal in the 400 meter dash." Third surgeon says, "Most commendable. But I had a patient who was out in West Texas, riding a horse, and the horse was blind and ran head on into a freight train. Nothing left to work with but a horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Took me 25 hours of surgery but I put him back together, and today he's president of the United States." 
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23-08.-2004, 02:15 PM
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Re: GW Bush joke
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Mayb some people might be interested in this one in the "bush or kerry" thread. |
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02-11.-2004, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: northern wisconsin
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Re: GW Bush joke
Nice,
I got one Bush and his wife are gettin it on in his private jet when a 100 doller bill falls out of Bush's pocket. George picks it up and says stupidly "I got an Idea, I am goin to throw this out the windo and make one lucky person happy." His wife replies, "why don't you throw 2 50 doller bills out the window and make 2 people happy" Bush than proclaims "I am going to throw 5 $20 bills out the window and make 4 people happy" The piolot walks out and tells them, "5 twnties getting thrown out the window would make 5 people happy, now why don't you throw yourselves out the window and make the whole world happy."  |
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