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25-08.-2004, 06:46 AM
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Two books, which one to buy?
Which book would you buy????
PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton? > > > > Titanic: $29.99 > > Clinton: $29.99 > > > > Titanic: Over 3 hours to read > > Clinton: Over 3 hours to read > > > > Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and > > subsequent catastrophe > > Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and > > subsequent catastrophe > > > > Titanic: Jack is a starving artist > > Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist > > > > Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar > > Clinton: Ditto for Bill > > > > Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined > > Clinton: Ditto for Monica > > > > Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit > > Clinton: Let's not go there > > > > Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry > > Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts > > > > Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life > > Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack > > > > Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen > > Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either > > > > Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death > > Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing |
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25-08.-2004, 10:34 AM
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Re: Two books, which one to buy?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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25-08.-2004, 03:35 PM
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Re: Two books, which one to buy?
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! Now THAT is quality mate!/Pete
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01-09.-2004, 08:41 AM
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Re: Two books, which one to buy?
Back in '98, Bill and Hillary were back in Arkansas on a campaign tour. Their entourage pulls into a gas station, and a middle-aged gas attendant comes out to fill their tank.
"Oh my god!" says Hillary, "That's Rob Corkson, my first boyfriend!" Bill leans over to take a look, then sits back with a self-satisfied grin. "Well just imagine Hillary, if you'd married Rob you'd be the wife of a gas station attendant". Hillary, without missing a beat or even turning around, replies "No Bill. If I'd married him, Rob Corkson would be President of the USA" |
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