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Old 27-09.-2004, 02:04 AM   #1
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Smile Drinking in Ireland

An Irishman, a Romanian and a Nigerian are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden, the Romanian downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says "In Romania our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Nigerian obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer throws his glass in the air pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says "In Nigeria, we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Irishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Romanian and the Nigerian and says:" In Ireland we have so many f***ing Romanians and Nigerians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!"


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Old 28-09.-2004, 03:14 AM   #2
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Definitely not PC, but very funny anyway!
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Old 29-09.-2004, 02:04 AM   #3
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been to Ireland many times (my mother is from the fair city of Belfast) and never met a Nigerian or a Romanian, despite frequenting bars the length of the country.
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Old 29-09.-2004, 09:35 PM   #4
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been to Ireland many times (my mother is from the fair city of Belfast) and never met a Nigerian or a Romanian, despite frequenting bars the length of the country.

Two Irishmen were leaving a bar............... Well, it could happen!
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Old 29-09.-2004, 10:06 PM   #5
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been to Ireland many times (my mother is from the fair city of Belfast) and never met a Nigerian or a Romanian, despite frequenting bars the length of the country.


You obviously havent been here lately then
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Old 29-09.-2004, 11:51 PM   #6
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You obviously havent been here lately then

i go quite regularly to visit my faimly and friends.
Never met a Nigerian or Romanian
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