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13-10.-2004, 08:32 AM	#1
DOC69 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 101	Psychiactric Hotline Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, don't do anything. We know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will reply and nothing will really ever change anyway. If you have attention deficit disorder, we can't help you because you have probably already hung up by now.

16-10.-2004, 10:55 PM	#2
less'go Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Paris, France Posts: 750	Re: Psychiactric Hotline Thanks for all the good ones, doc! I liked the mice a lot, too. __________________ The six-pack will be mine...

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