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30-10.-2004, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
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Well, Isn't That Precious?
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation while waiting in the private American Airlines club at La Guardia airport. The 1st lady was an arrogant self-consumed, egotistical New Yorker married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on if they had any children the New York woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious??" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady. "Charm school??" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?" The Southern lady responded, "Well for one thing, instead of saying 'Who gives a shit?' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious?" |
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14-11.-2004, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: Well, Isn't That Precious?
well if u have nothing good to say... I learned that at charm
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