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A Neutron walks into a bar...

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Old 02-03.-2005, 01:44 PM   #1
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A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bartender brings the beer and the neutron asks..."how much"...the bartender replies "for you, no charge".
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Old 17-03.-2005, 12:40 AM   #2
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That's a good one. I heard a variation on it once: An electron and nuetron are walking down the street and accidentally bump into each other. The nuetron dusts himself off and asks the electron, "Are you OK?" "I don't think so," replies the electron. "Are you sure?" says the nuetron. The electron replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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Old 17-03.-2005, 01:56 AM   #3
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I thought the proton was positive and the electron was negative?


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Old 05-10.-2006, 02:39 PM   #4
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I thought the proton was positive and the electron was negative?


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It's because the electron loses charge to the neutron! lol.. got to love science jokes!
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