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http://www.money-talk.org/viewtopic...er=asc&start=15 How many ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes? Lotto http://www.flalottomagic.net/cgi-lo...cgi?welcome-344 MagicZ4941A |
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Q. How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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How many automotive mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. Five to run for the parts and one to hammer it in. |
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has to want to change. |
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How many medical students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him 12 years to do it. |
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How many paranoid schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know? |
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