Cowboy Boots

Julian Radowsky

An elderly couple, Margaret and Charles, are in California. Charles always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife:

"Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completed naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time: "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Charles yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN MARGARET?" "Nope" she replies. "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT IS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" To which Margaret replies "Shoulda bought a hat, Charles. Should have bought a hat!"

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