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Top 10 Reasons Ed Will Never Hold Another Positions in Cycling

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Old 28-06.-2005, 02:54 AM   #1
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Default Top 10 Reasons Ed Will Never Hold Another Positions in Cycling

Seeing how Ed has decided to attack the newly appointed Director of Marketing for the CCA - and critque/criticize her ability to do the job even before she starts it's only fair that we let him know why he didn't get it. So in true David Letterman fashion - lets at least have some fun instead of all the angst and angry that is generally spewed. Ed may even want to contribute!

Reason #10: Still thinks that STI shifters are only a fad.
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Old 28-06.-2005, 03:07 AM   #2
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reason number 9: He was never able to overturn the restraining order in time.
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Old 28-06.-2005, 09:27 AM   #3
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Reason 8 - He didn't really want it anyway! So there!
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Old 28-06.-2005, 10:36 AM   #4
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Reason 7 - The locks on the doors in his potential co-workers' offices aren't thick enough.
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Reason #6: When interviewed for the position asked if he could trade the "free car" for a tab at the local strip club.
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Old 28-06.-2005, 11:48 AM   #6
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reason #5: With the amount of time he spends posting on forum's, he would never be able to do his job anyway.
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Old 28-06.-2005, 12:14 PM   #7
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reason number 4: On the day of the interview, he never made it past the receptionist because he kept arguing with her how he could do her job way better.
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Old 28-06.-2005, 01:05 PM   #8
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#3: Unwilling to work with others/ works on his terms, not by the cheque signers terms/ no social skills for working with others (reffensive statements)
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Old 28-06.-2005, 01:13 PM   #9
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#2 : Unable to research with tracebility/ poor documentation to the posters he is posting to (communication from "friends and connections"), lacks relevant research skills such as looking up : spamming, liar, hypocrite, attacks opinions by individuals who do not fall in line with his opinions.
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Old 28-06.-2005, 01:15 PM   #10
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I have a #1, but Patrick deserves that one.
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Old 28-06.-2005, 09:14 PM   #11
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No, please: I insist. I'll get a lawsuit threat if I post my #1.
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