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07-07.-2005, 12:47 AM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Wirral, Merseyside, England.
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Can't see the wood for the trees
A traffic policeman pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the lady driver. ‘Ma'am, why were you weaving all over the road?’ he asks. ‘Oh, officer!’ the woman replies. ‘Thank goodness you're here! I almost had a terrible accident. Swerving to avoid a tree, I looked up to find another tree right in front of me. So I pulled the car over to the right and there, yet again, was another tree in front of me!’ The copper nods, then points to the rear-view mirror. ‘Ma'am,’ he says, patiently. ‘That's your air freshener.’
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