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23-07.-2005, 02:26 AM
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Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
Anybody catch David Letterman last night? (from http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/ )
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky 10. Goodbye Gatorade, hello Colt 45 9. For next two stages will be riding a unicycle 8. Is only giving 109% 7. Shouts, "Which one of you French bastards want my autograph?" 6. Yesterday rode twenty miles out of his way looking for whores 5. Already put the yellow championship jersey for auction on eBay 4. Lets fans ride on the handlebars 3. During stage 18, took in the noon showing of "Wedding Crashers" 2. On alternate days, substitutes his fat brother Dennis Armstrong 1. Took detour to nail Jude Law's nanny
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23-07.-2005, 03:25 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
If anything, American humour isn't funny and the humour itself is cocky.
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23-07.-2005, 03:35 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
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LOL Lighten up, man. |
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23-07.-2005, 03:41 AM
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Oh come on. You've got to admit, that one is FUNNY! Would you care to expound on the virtues of German humor? (Is there such a thing????) 
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23-07.-2005, 03:42 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
Don't hurt a ullrich fan.........
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23-07.-2005, 03:45 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
I must admit, those aren't very good except for the 109% one.
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23-07.-2005, 03:49 AM
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23-07.-2005, 04:01 AM
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If you think our American humour is bad, look at the French. They loved Jerry Lewis !!! |
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23-07.-2005, 04:06 AM
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Do you know why they planted trees along the Champ-Elysees ???? So Lance Armstrong could ride along in the shade. Last edited by wolfix : 23-07.-2005 at 04:51 AM. |
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23-07.-2005, 04:19 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
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That is too much! |
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23-07.-2005, 05:04 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
I liked the Colt 45 one. (But do they have Colt 45 anywhere outside the states. What a foul drink!)
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23-07.-2005, 05:07 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
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I didn't know Sheryl Crow was staying 20 miles away |
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23-07.-2005, 05:19 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
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Ohhhhh! BURN! L
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23-07.-2005, 06:06 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
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Now that is funny. Lewis was decorated by the French goverment. Gotta wonder. |
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23-07.-2005, 06:15 AM
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Re: Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
German Humor.... David Hasselhoff's musical career.
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