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27-07.-2005, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Plymouth MA
Posts: 207
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Rednecks
How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
Three. One to eat the 'possum, and two to watch for cars. |
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01-09.-2005, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Colorado
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Re: Rednecks
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LOL If Jesus were a redneck would He have turned the water into beer? |
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02-09.-2005, 07:44 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: ex of santa cruz, california, usa
Posts: 798
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Re: Rednecks
you might be a redneck, 'y think?
the directions to your home include spotting the neighbor's dogs and turning off the paved road. your septic system consists of a pipe runnin' down the hill. your family tree has no branches. and perhaps the most telling indicator possibe, you claim it cannot be fixed with duct tape. Quote:
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15-09.-2005, 02:45 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 13
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Re: Rednecks
If your mother doesn't take the cigarrette out of her mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss her ass, you MIGHT be a redneck.
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05-10.-2005, 10:46 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Plymouth MA
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Re: Rednecks
According to Jeff Foxworthy....
If you repaint your pink flamingo every spring, but not your house.... You might be a redneck. |
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