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Old 18-10.-2005, 11:45 AM   #1
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Default Prostitutes Defined

What Do You Call A Prostitute With A Runny Nose?

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Old 19-10.-2005, 11:49 AM   #2
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What Do You Call A Prostitute With A Runny Nose?

Full!

Enjoy.

What's the definition of "horizon"?

A prostitute getting out of bed.
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Old 24-03.-2006, 09:10 AM   #3
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What do a hooker and a turnpike have in common?

You have to pay a toll before you enter.
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Old 24-03.-2006, 04:56 PM   #4
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you are almost as embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living as a lawyer is.


you are not recognized at family reunions until it is too late.


when you tell your republican parents your occupation, they want assurance you have not turned democrat.

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