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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: New York
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What Do You Call A Prostitute With A Runny Nose?
Full! Enjoy.
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Someway, Somehow, I will get there. |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Plymouth MA
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Quote:
What's the definition of "horizon"? A prostitute getting out of bed.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Plymouth MA
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What do a hooker and a turnpike have in common?
You have to pay a toll before you enter.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: ex of santa cruz, california, usa
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you are almost as embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living as a lawyer is.
you are not recognized at family reunions until it is too late. when you tell your republican parents your occupation, they want assurance you have not turned democrat. Quote:
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"The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present...As our case is new, so must we think anew and act anew" Abraham Lincoln, in his address to congress dec. 1st, 1861 Last edited by Hypnospin : 24-03.-2006 at 05:08 PM. |
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