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Old 26-10.-2005, 12:15 PM   #1
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Why do Jewish girls use gold diaphragms?

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Cause they want their men to COME into money!!!!




Don't call the anti-defamation league; I am defaming my own kind!!!!
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Old 30-10.-2005, 03:52 PM   #3
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I am sorry; the debbil made me do it.
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Next time you have sex with her, put your glasses on. You will find it is yellow, yes, in fact its half a lemon (etrog).
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Next time you have sex with her, put your glasses on. You will find it is yellow, yes, in fact its half a lemon (etrog).


What does a Jewish woman think of while having sex and reaching an orgasm what does she yell???!!

"Hey, Phil, I think we need to have the room painted!!!!

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What does a Jewish woman think of while having sex and reaching an orgasm what does she yell???!!

"Hey, Phil, I think we need to have the room painted!!!!

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Jewish women have orgasm's ? I thought that their mothers did not permit it.
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Old 31-10.-2005, 05:03 PM   #7
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Jewish women have orgasm's ? I thought that their mothers did not permit it.

Au Contraire: All the reason for having them!!!

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Au Contraire: All the reason for having them!!!


is it true what they say about jewsh foreplay?? 3 hours of begging? ha ha
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is it true what they say about jewsh foreplay?? 3 hours of begging? ha ha

I'm speechless!!!!!

As Jim Morrison talked about "girls dancing on their knees around him, ahem".....
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I'm speechless!!!!!

As Jim Morrison talked about "girls dancing on their knees around him, ahem".....

Jewish women make great lovers.....But it is a hard thing to figure out .... They seem to be needy things , but then when you are alone with them they become very giving women .....But maybe it's the complexity of them that confuses the average guy.... Besides what's wrong with a woman who wants jewelry and furs ??? They know what they are worth.
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Jewish women make great lovers.....But it is a hard thing to figure out .... They seem to be needy things , but then when you are alone with them they become very giving women .....But maybe it's the complexity of them that confuses the average guy.... Besides what's wrong with a woman who wants jewelry and furs ??? They know what they are worth.

Any Jewish girl with sense knows that guns (and plenty of them, lawyers and money are much more important than furs or diamonds.......for none of them can protect you more than what a stormtrooper at your door would do to you if one stood there and you needed a gun, the furs and diamonds are no match, we already been there and done that....complex people are of every stripe and not to mention, but it's already been mentioned about women and "the price above rubies", eh?

Jewish and non-Jewish men are pretty kewl and every type, size and color...

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