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Join Date: Jun 2005
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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually spend 45 minutes looking for a golf ball.
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Thats funny man!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch....
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Quote:
2 young brothers were walking to school and saw a dog licking himself. The older one said, "Wish I could do that." The younger one said, "He looks friendly." ![]() |
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What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?
A proctologist only has to deal with one arsehole at a time.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Eagle River, Alaska
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classic one but still funny always:
What's the difference between Bea Arthur and an old shoe? You'd eat an old shoe is you had to. badabing!
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