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Old 04-04.-2006, 12:34 PM   #1
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Talking Two Cyclists

Two cyclists were riding across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second cyclist replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

The second cyclist nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Old 05-04.-2006, 05:50 PM   #2
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Two cyclists were riding across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second cyclist replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

The second cyclist nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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Old 26-04.-2006, 08:09 AM   #3
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Haha, great choice

Nice joke.
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