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06-05.-2006, 04:31 AM
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Finish the Story
Just for fun, complete this story:
The driver pulled his SUV out of the gas station, after spending $70 to fill the tank. He entered the roadway, frustrated by the bumper-to-bumper traffic, and resigned himself to wait it out. To the right, a cyclist zipped by with a T-Shirt that promoted cycling over cars. The motorist thought to himself.... Here's my somewhat idealistic finish: "I'm going to have to figure out another way to get around. That cyclist seems to be having a good time." |
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06-05.-2006, 05:37 AM
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Location: Texas
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Re: Finish the Story
"No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter."
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06-05.-2006, 07:15 AM
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Re: Finish the Story
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"When I catch up with that smug bugger, I'll run him down." |
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06-05.-2006, 12:47 PM
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Re: Finish the Story
"That's a nice castle I wonder who lives in there?
- - - = "That's a nice castle I wonder who lives in there? |
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06-05.-2006, 03:15 PM
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Re: Finish the Story
Geez I'm hungry, must be half hour since my last feed of macca's!
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13-05.-2006, 01:11 PM
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Location: Valrico, Florida
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Re: Finish the Story
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He bought a bike, and the very first time he rode in traffic, his wife, without knowing, ran him over in her Volvo. She collected the insurance money, and had a marvelous year with the pool boy, whom, it seemed, also rode a bicycle.
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13-05.-2006, 03:11 PM
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Location: Australia
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Re: Finish the Story
"Look at that tosser with his girly shaved legs and spandex tights on - hey, that hot babe driving the Merc in front of me is looking into her mirror, I think I got a wink, if only I could show her my manly gut and tell her how many beers and burgers it took to get it that way, she'd be gagging for it"
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15-05.-2006, 04:17 AM
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Re: Finish the Story
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He bought a bike, and the very first time he rode in traffic he was nailed by some idiot in an SUV who had just pulled out of the gas station where he spent $70 filling it up. When the cops showed up, he explains to them he did'nt see the guy on the bike because he was distracted by some other guy on a bike zipping by traffic, wearing some kind of t-shirt that promoted cycling over cars. bummer |
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15-05.-2006, 04:27 AM
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Re: Finish the Story
oh yeah,.......the cyclist wearing the t-shirt that promoted cycling over cars was a pool boy zipping by traffic, eager to get to his new honey, who was the widow of some poor sap in a SUV.
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15-05.-2006, 07:06 AM
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Re: Finish the Story
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Ah, the old wormhole effect. That happens every time I drive through Polk county..... <just kidding>
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15-05.-2006, 02:18 PM
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Re: Finish the Story
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15-05.-2006, 10:26 PM
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15-05.-2006, 10:39 PM
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Re: Finish the Story
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Man, I dont know.........It was your idea, I was just running with it. ~no seriously, the cyclist wearing the t-shirt was the sly benefactor of other people's misfortune with a "twilight zone" twist. Remember, he's also the pool boy. His t-shirt promoting cycling over cars is irrevelant. |
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05-06.-2006, 03:29 PM
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Re: Finish the Story
The motorist thought to himself, "what a flippin loser! Why doesn't he just buy a car?"
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