Baby Baby

Guest

Four expectant fathers were in a hospital waiting room
while their wives were in labour.

The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, You're
the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota
Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, "You
are the father of triplets."

"Wow, what a coincidence!" he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation."

When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has
given birth to quadruplets.

"Another coincidence!" he tells her. "I work for the Four Seasons
Hotel!"

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask
him what was wrong.

He moans, "I work for Seven-Eleven!"

;D

Guest

A woman is about to give birth and her husband decides he can't bear to watch, so he goes outside for a cigarette.  Five minutes later a nurse comes out and tells him: "Your wife has just given birth, but hang on because we think another might be on the way!"

A few minutes later, the same nurse comes out and says "Congratulations, you're the father of twins, but we think there might be one more on the way!"

Sure enough, in a few minutes time, the nurse comes out again and says "Yep, you're the father of triplets, but hang on because there may yet be another".

At this stage, the father is so nervous that he goes home and gets drunk.  A couple of hours later he decides to call the hospital to find out how many children he now has.  However, he's extremely nervous and dials the sports info line for the Cricket scores by mistake.

"How many did we get mate?"  He asks the operator

"198 all out"  comes the reply "and the last one was a duck!"

;D