Robin Willams has The Plan!

19-08.-2006, 11:32 PM	#1
NoPainSeat.com Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoPainSeat.com Posts: 9	Robin Willams has The Plan! *Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.* The Plan! You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else(like Canada ! or Oklahoma!). They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way , no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

20-08.-2006, 04:40 AM	#2
nns1400 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Didn't you ask for directions? Posts: 6,113	Re: Robin Willams has The Plan! The picture might be real, but not the comments. Check out www.truthorfiction.com when you get emails about famous people's comments. Especially when they would be out of character .

20-08.-2006, 08:59 AM

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Re: Robin Willams has The Plan!

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Originally Posted by NoPainSeat.com

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

The Plan!
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers
or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else(like Canada ! or Oklahoma!). They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way , no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

1) An excellent suggestion.The apology is well overdue.Apologise for Noriega,a CIA employee for many years.For Hussein,financed by the CIA in the early years and armed by the US in the later years and provided with anthrax by a private lab from texas.Apologise for Savak,Marcos,Marshal Ky,the Taliban (another CIA operation),the anti-democratic regimes in Saudia Arabia and Kuwait,for the Northern Alliance drug-lords,the private armies in Burma's Golden Triangle,for Chile,Indonesia,Vietnam,the torture training school at the School of the Americas,for supporting Turkey in its war against the Kurds....this list could go on forever.
2) Another excellent idea.700 bases around the world are not for the defence of the us or anything else except to cow opposition to american business interests.They aren't wanted so why are they there?
3)Fine.France probably will accept them.So will Canada,Britain,Australia,New Zealand,Sweden,Ireland,Holland,Denmark etc.Station armed guards at the borders to ensure no-one leaves again.
4)Yes! americans are just as capable of driving cabs and being cashiers at 7-11 stores as anyone else.They could also take all the other minimum-wage or lower jobs that the american economy depends on.It's about time they did a real day's work.
5) Another tick! America's for-profit universities don't need their money...they have plenty already.
6)Well overdue.The US is the world's largest consumer of natural resources.Start by signing the Kyoto Protocol and more importantly...abide by iits provisions.
7)Sure,offer Canada and all the other oil producers $10 a barrel.After they stop rolling on the floor with laughter they will sell it to China,India and Europe at market price.As the US imports almost 60% of its oil,the american economy will implode,its military capacity to wage war will vanish,american agriculture will be wiped out and the US will revert to being a subsistence agriculture economy.It will also have the beneficial effect of reducing obesity as everone in the US goes back ti ploughing and planting by hand,and riding bikes which China will be happy to continue selling to you.
8)No problem with this one either.US aid is conditional.By law,it must be grown in the US by american growers and employees,packed in US-made containers by american employees,shipped by american companies and at every step in the process someone in the US is making a profit at the expense of the US taxpayer.US food aid consists of surpluses that would have to destroyed in order to keep food prices and the incomes of farmers artificially high in order to win their votes.
9)Move the UN to Europe.The Hague would be a good location as the UN would then be close to the International Court of Justice and the Process of prosecuting war criminals such as henry kissinger would be expedited.Europe managed to catch and prosecute Milosevic when the US failed.
10) This one is a waste of time...the task is simply too big.Perhaps a Faculty of Humilities could be established in the few universities left after all the above suggestions are implemented.Spanish would be a better choice and would prevent the further butchering of the English language.Chinese and japanese would also be a good idea.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Gimme gimme gimme...",she's saying"Can I go back to France now? Nobody wants me here".

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20-08.-2006, 09:31 AM	#4
jhuskey Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Great Smoky Mountains, TN USA Posts: 6,569	Re: Robin Willams has The Plan! Butchering of the Engish language is my hobby. I am having a hard time competing with the Aussies as they had a head start on me ,but I am hot on their heels. __________________ Sobriety is over rated!

20-08.-2006, 09:57 AM	#5
stevebaby Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Craggy Island Posts: 2,825	Re: Robin Willams has The Plan! Australia wins again.We're just better at everthing,including language butchery. __________________ I'm Rooting for Chiara! Drink!Feck!Arrse!Girls! bastard

20-08.-2006, 11:19 AM	#6
limerickman Community Team Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: at the bar Posts: 12,646	Re: Robin Willams has The Plan! Robin Williams is Jewish ? __________________ .."But finally the last thing I’ll say to the people who don’t believe in cycling, the cynics and the sceptics. I'm sorry for you. I’m sorry that you can’t dream big. [I]I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. You should believe in these athletes, and you should believe in these people. I'll be a fan of the Tour de France for as long as I live. And there are no secrets" - this is a hard sporting event and hard work wins it - Armstrong 2005 TDF morelike hypocrisy.

20-08.-2006, 03:53 PM

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Robin Williams is Jewish ?

WASP,Episcopalian,with many jewish friends.

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21-08.-2006, 04:53 AM

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Re: Robin Willams has The Plan!

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WASP,Episcopalian,with many jewish friends.

Thanks Steve.

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morelike hypocrisy.

21-08.-2006, 06:13 AM	#9
MountainPro Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: SCOTLAND...you know it. Posts: 3,015	Re: Robin Willams has The Plan! the thing i love about noseatpin.com is that he has no respect for Robin Williams before (who has??) but when he writes 'i love NY' in Arabic, he finally becomes an up-right pillar of American society.. what an utter no brainer... with a shite website to boot.. __________________ HARD .

22-08.-2006, 01:42 AM

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WASP,Episcopalian,with many jewish friends.

My first marriage was to a JAP.

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