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04-08.-2003, 09:29 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?
HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun! INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!! SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything |
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06-08.-2003, 08:22 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
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CPU FAN WOMAN - she blows well
TROJAN HORSE WOMAN Lets you in the back door Java woman -write once run anywhere i.e platform independent. |
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07-08.-2003, 08:24 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Joburg, South Africa
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07-08.-2003, 11:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Pretoria, South Africa
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LMAO!
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Mike FAILURE It lies in the perception Not in the situation. |
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22-08.-2003, 02:55 PM
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Mullet hunter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oregon
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Nice, very nice.
K. |
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07-09.-2003, 07:38 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
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treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.
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10-10.-2003, 08:43 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5
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Hey! I've been telling people about this hilarious toilet humour article at this online magazine that I know, but this one reminds me of an article about the different sorts of relationships from the same magazine. Wow, it must have really stuck in my head. It's not a joke article, but if you want some cool advice about relationships, I'd say it's worthwhile:
http://www.random-accuracy.com/arch.../rh-080403.html Later, Raul Jenkins. |
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10-10.-2003, 10:23 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1
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Substitue Boyfriend for Girlfriend in any of those types... another:
APPLE girlfriend/boyfriend; low-maintenance, always looks great and does what you want, but you just never know what's going on behind the pretty face |
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