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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Tasmania, Australia
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Three cyclists riding on the last stage of the TdeF, discussing how they arouse their women.
The Italian says, "after sex with my wife I pur honey on her knipples and lick it off slowly. This makes her rise a cm off the bed." The Frenchman says, "after sex with my wife I pour champagne into her belly button and drink it slowly. This makes her rise 10cm off the bed" The Aussie says, "After sex with my wife I hop out of bed and wipe my member on the curtains. This makes my wife hit the bloody roof!" ![]() |
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