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Old 27-02.-2007, 08:12 AM   #1
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Smile the biker and god

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Old 02-04.-2007, 04:48 AM   #2
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Default Re: the biker and god

When I died a few years ago, I lost my astrology sign, entered Limbo, and came back to life in minutes!

In addition, I haven't been in any real bicycle danger since then.

God just recently told me to register with the cyclingforums, so I did.

(I suppose my humor has just deviated from its ages-old sarcastic expression.
Congratulations, my son!)

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