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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Wife comes home and say's to hubby
" Doctor said i have tit's and ass like an 18yr old ". Hubby said " What did he say about your 50yr old cunt "? Wife replies " He didn't mention you "
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Location: fort wayne, in
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wife comes home from the doctor and says, "my physical went great -- the doctor said i have the body of a 20-year-old."
husband says, "you better give it back -- you're getting it all wrinkled."
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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