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The perfect day

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Old 21-08.-2003, 10:22 AM   #1
patch70
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Default The perfect day

THE PERFECT DAY...............

FOR HER............
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
8.45 Breakfast in bed,freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents-expensive jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 Light workout at club with handsome funny personal trainer
10.30 Facial,manicure,shampoo,condition,comb out
12.00Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriends ex and notices she has gained 15kg
1.00 Shopping with friends,unlimited credit
3.00 Nap
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card from "secret admirer"
4.15 Light workout at club,followed by by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing,with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 Hot shower (alone)
11.00 Pillow talk,light touching and cuddling
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms


BLOKES......"WHAT A DAY"

FOR HIM................
6.00 Alarm
6.15 Blowjob
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7.00 Breakfast :rump steak and eggs,coffee and toast,all cooked
by naked buxom wench
7.30 Limo arrives
7.45 Stoli Bloddy Mary enroute to airport
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blowjob enroute)
9.45 Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 Lunch two dozen oysters,3 crown lagers,a bottle of Perignon
12.15 Blowjob
12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Bombay gin and Tonic)
2.30 Fly to Great Barrier Reef
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) on light tackle
5.00 Fly home,massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 ****,Showerand shave
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; Kim Beasley and
Pauline Hanson animal farm video released and authenticated
7.30 Dinner-lobster appetizers,Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak,bottle of Grange
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Partagas cigar in front of wall size
TV as you watch the highlights of Australia thrashing the Poms(any sport you like)
9.30 Sex with three women (preferably with some lesbian tendencies)
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
11.30 A night cap blowjob
11.45 In bed alone
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
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