Have A Drink !

Guest

There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then this bully steps up next to him, takes the drink from the guy,
and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on man! I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see
a man crying."

The troubled fellow replies, "This day is the worst of my life.

First I get fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then I'm
leaving the building and find out my car was stolen. I get a cab to
return home, and forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. Then I
find my wife in bed with the gardener.

So I end up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an
end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

;D

Guest

;D ;D

A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling
to his wife:
"Pack your bags, Honey; I just won the lottery ... all 10 million
dollars
of it! Woooohooo!!!!!!!!"
"That's great sweetie" she replies. "Do I pack for the beach or the
mountains?"
"Who cares!", he replies. "Just bugger off"