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10-01.-2008, 09:55 AM
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Re: What would the Devil have driven?
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> Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike, > let's debate now what the Devil would have driven... Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike. Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper" |
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10-01.-2008, 10:04 AM
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Re: What would the Devil have driven?
"Just A User" <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message news:-cidne1K9v5azRjanZ2dnUVZ_g6dnZ2d@giganews.com... > donquijote1954 wrote: > > Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike, > > let's debate now what the Devil would have driven... > > Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike. > Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the > devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have > driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper" > Actually God drove a Plymouth, because it says in the bible, "And in his Fury he drove them out." |
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10-01.-2008, 10:09 AM
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Re: What would the Devil have driven?
In rec.bicycles.misc Just A User <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote:
> donquijote1954 wrote: > > Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike, > > let's debate now what the Devil would have driven... Hoo sez the Devil doesn't exist! I saw him just the other day, driving a six-wheeled Ford F-350, all alone, tailgating and talking on a cell phone. Bill __o | A tyrant must put on the appearance _`\(,_ | of uncommon devotion to religion. (_)/ (_) | - Aristotle |
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10-01.-2008, 10:11 AM
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Re: What would the Devil have driven?
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>> Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike, >> let's debate now what the Devil would have driven... > Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a > bike. Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being > deal or the devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the > devil would have driven something with an evil sounding name like > "Viper" Oh, you mean like most athletic teams: Raiders, Cougars, Cheetahs, Outlaws, Wranglers, Pirates, Bears, Orcas... It's all too macho for me. Even my Jordan Jr. High, named after David Starr Jordan, an ichthyologist, were naturally the Dolphins, but were recently rechristened to the Cheetahs, the former name being to soft. Team sports are America's unifying religion. Just watch what men read first after buying a newspaper before boarding the train/bus/trolly. The fiercer the better, but we weren't always that way. Some older teams kept their civilized names like Orioles, man what a namby pamby name. How can you follow the exploits of such a team. Gino Bartali vs. Lance Armstrong, the all American boy! Oops that was Jack Armstrong. Jobst Brandt |
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10-01.-2008, 12:25 PM
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Re: What would the Devil have driven?
"Just A User" <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message news:-cidne1K9v5azRjanZ2dnUVZ_g6dnZ2d@giganews.com... > donquijote1954 wrote: >> Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike, >> let's debate now what the Devil would have driven... > > Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike. > Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the > devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have > driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper" > The devil was recently seen in NY at the UN, one could still smell the sulfur for quite some time after he left. JS |
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10-01.-2008, 12:37 PM
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Re: What would the Devil have driven?
"George Conklin" <nil@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:13oakmuqfmdt45f@corp.supernews.com... > > "Just A User" <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message > news:-cidne1K9v5azRjanZ2dnUVZ_g6dnZ2d@giganews.com... >> donquijote1954 wrote: >> > Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike, >> > let's debate now what the Devil would have driven... >> >> Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike. >> Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the >> devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have >> driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper" >> > > Actually God drove a Plymouth, because it says in the bible, "And in his > Fury he drove them out." > > I thought he drove a Honda, because "He gathered His disciples in an Accord". |
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10-01.-2008, 12:38 PM
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Re: What would the Devil have driven?
"George Conklin" <nil@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:13oakmuqfmdt45f@corp.supernews.com... > > "Just A User" <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message > news:-cidne1K9v5azRjanZ2dnUVZ_g6dnZ2d@giganews.com... >> donquijote1954 wrote: >> > Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike, >> > let's debate now what the Devil would have driven... >> >> Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike. >> Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the >> devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have >> driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper" >> > > Actually God drove a Plymouth, because it says in the bible, "And in his > Fury he drove them out." Is that with the police interceptor transmission or the regular production transmission? |
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11-01.-2008, 09:15 AM
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Re: What would the Devil have driven?
"George Conklin" <nil@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:13oakmuqfmdt45f@corp.supernews.com... >> Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike. >> Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the >> devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have >> driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper" >> > > Actually God drove a Plymouth, because it says in the bible, "And in his > Fury he drove them out." > Motorbike - "And the roar of His Triumph was heard over the land" pob |
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