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Did Boonen have surgery in the offseason?

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Old 29-01.-2008, 05:17 AM   #1
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Default Did Boonen have surgery in the offseason?

Did anyone see any cameltoe in Qatar?

Me thinks Boonen might have had some surgery in the offseason.



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Old 29-01.-2008, 05:28 AM   #2
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And people doubt me when I suggest there should be a cycling rule against anything but black shorts. Forget about the doping rules. THIS is the rule that needs to be put into place immediately, with a minimum 2 year suspension for a first offense, in OR off season.

Good God, I'd rather watch men's figure skating than that horror flick.

Before putting the lycra on and heading out for a spin, please, please PLEASE do us all a favor and ask yourself, "is this going to end up a Seinfeld Bad Naked episode?"

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Old 29-01.-2008, 05:34 AM   #3
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And people doubt me when I suggest there should be a cycling rule against anything but black shorts. Forget about the doping rules. THIS is the rule that needs to be put into place immediately, with a minimum 2 year suspension for a first offense, in OR off season.

Good God, I'd rather watch men's figure skating than that horror flick.

Before putting the lycra on and heading out for a spin, please, please PLEASE do us all a favor and ask yourself, "is this going to end up a Seinfeld Bad Naked episode?"

Thank you.

LOL.

Don't force me to post that pic of the team in read shorts.
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Old 29-01.-2008, 05:39 AM   #4
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LOL.

Don't force me to post that pic of the team in read shorts.

That's okay. Thunder has one of boys in white if I recall that he'd be all too willing to post too. That's where we're headed in this thread . . . I can see it already. Uuughh!
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I'm still perplexed at Tom's asset positioning and the fact that he seems awfully excited for what looks like a race he didn't win. Must have been an anti-climax.
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Old 29-01.-2008, 07:16 AM   #6
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I'm still perplexed at Tom's asset positioning and the fact that he seems awfully excited for what looks like a race he didn't win. Must have been an anti-climax.
ROFLMAO, I was thinking the same thing. Often that's how these pics are and I wonder, what ARE they doing on their bike? Rubbing up on the seat too much, being more blatant than that even? Or, do they find other men in non-black lycra exciting?

Either way, it's just wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!!!

And, I must say, I'm just as perplexed about the male cyclist forum members' repeated interest in such pics. Are you grossed out like me, is it envy . . . what is it exactly?
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ROFLMAO, I was thinking the same thing. Often that's how these pics are and I wonder, what ARE they doing on their bike? Rubbing up on the seat too much, being more blatant than that even? Or, do they find other men in non-black lycra exciting?

Either way, it's just wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!!!

And, I must say, I'm just as perplexed about the male cyclist forum members' repeated interest in such pics. Are you grossed out like me, is it envy . . . what is it exactly?
No...a lot of guys perhaps just have a deep-seated fear that one day they are going to be candidly photographed in a pose that reveals to the world all their embarrassing anatomy and which will unearth their subconscious phallic insecurities that they thought were well buried...
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On the subject of subconscious phallic insecurities, wasn't it that prime sufferer, Flyer/et al, who used to maintain that Viagra was an all purpose PED?
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On the subject of subconscious phallic insecurities, wasn't it that prime sufferer, Flyer/et al, who used to maintain that Viagra was an all purpose PED?
So, putting the two together, the reason Boonen seems, well, excited, is because he's doped with Viagra?
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So, putting the two together, the reason Boonen seems, well, excited, is because he's doped with Viagra?

Now, finally, there's a theory that makes sense. Especially when considering the male's obsession with size, as Cranky points out.

Thank you for shedding light on it for me.
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On the subject of subconscious phallic insecurities, wasn't it that prime sufferer, Flyer/et al, who used to maintain that Viagra was an all purpose PED?
You might be onto something there...seriously...
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There are quite a few podium shots where such traits are in evidence. Apparently.
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Old 30-01.-2008, 12:11 AM   #13
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There are quite a few podium shots where such traits are in evidence. Apparently.
Yes, there are. Which is why I agree, you might be onto something. Seriously.
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Old 30-01.-2008, 12:15 AM   #14
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Yes, there are. Which is why I agree, you might be onto something. Seriously.
c'dale girl, you take things much too seriously.

Go buy yourself a nice Colnago and tell them to forget the Fi'zi'k
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Old 30-01.-2008, 12:31 AM   #15
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I take things too seriously. Yeah. You got me.

Look, either everyone is whacking off while racing or before going on the podium or they're gay and find all the men in lycra hot (or taking viagra).

There is a story here. Something is going on. And, I find it more interesting than all the doping and cycling crap. So you tell me who's the serious one.

EDIT: and btw, I think you can benefit off that bike set up more than me.

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