Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play

Mike Vandeman

Evolution in action AGAIN!

Mike


http://www.1xx.co.nz/stories/news.127442.html:

Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
11 Feb 2008
Organisers of "Shakespeare in the Park" are apologising to the public
for the event being postponed.

Saturday night's peformance at the Riverbank Amphitheatre in Whakatane
couldn't go ahead following the leading man concussing himself prior
to the performance in a mountain biking accident.

But, Whakatane District Community Arts Council Chairman Ross Boreham
says this Summer Arts Festival event will be held on a date yet to be
confirmed.

He says it's unfortunate the event couldn't go ahead as planned.

Mr Boreham apologises to anyone who missed out.
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I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

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Corvus Corvax

On Feb 11, 8:13 pm, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
> Saturday night's peformance at the Riverbank Amphitheatre in Whakatane
> couldn't go ahead following the leading man concussing himself prior
> to the performance in a mountain biking accident.

Enter MACDUFF and LENNOX

MACDUFF
Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed,
That you do lie so late?

Porter
'Faith sir, we were riding till the
second cock: and mountain biking, sir, is a great
provoker of three things.

MACDUFF
What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
vomiting.

CC

Corvus Corvax

Following up on my own post:

> MACDUFF
> What three things does drink especially provoke?

Nuts! I messed it up. Should have been:

> MACDUFF
> What three things does mlountain-biking especially provoke?

Sorry. Nothing to see here. Move along.

CC

Shawn

Corvus Corvax wrote:
> Following up on my own post:
>
>> MACDUFF
>> What three things does drink especially provoke?
>
> Nuts! I messed it up. Should have been:
>
>> MACDUFF
>> What three things does mlountain-biking especially provoke?

Clearly not splel cheque

> Sorry. Nothing to see here. Move along.

At least it doesn't provoke urine ;-)


Shawn

Stuart

"Corvus Corvax" <corvuscorvax@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c4dee17b-d73e-4007-866f-6178c41a9b3e@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> Following up on my own post:
>
>> MACDUFF
>> What three things does drink especially provoke?
>
> Nuts! I messed it up. Should have been:
>
>> MACDUFF
>> What three things does Vandeman especially provoke?


fixed.

Mike Vandeman

On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:59:06 -0800 (PST), Corvus Corvax
<corvuscorvax@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Feb 11, 8:13 pm, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>>
>> Saturday night's peformance at the Riverbank Amphitheatre in Whakatane
>> couldn't go ahead following the leading man concussing himself prior
>> to the performance in a mountain biking accident.
>
>Enter MACDUFF and LENNOX
>
>MACDUFF
>Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed,
>That you do lie so late?
>
>Porter
>'Faith sir, we were riding till the
>second cock: and mountain biking, sir, is a great
>provoker of three things.
>
>MACDUFF
>What three things does drink especially provoke?
>
>Porter
>Marry, sir, nose-painting,


Didn't you mean "nose-planting"?

sleep, and
>vomiting.
>
>CC
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

Corvus Corvax

On Feb 12, 8:26 pm, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
> Didn't you mean "nose-planting"?

That's the spirit! How about:

MACDUFF
What three things does mountain biking especially provoke?

Porter
Marry, sir, face-planting, bleeding, and
vomiting.

CC

maguahiker@gmail.com

On Feb 12, 8:43*pm, Corvus Corvax <corvuscor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Feb 12, 8:26 pm, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Didn't you mean "nose-planting"?
>
> That's the spirit! How about:
>
> MACDUFF
> What three things does mountain biking especially provoke?
>
> Porter
> Marry, sir, face-planting, bleeding, and
> vomiting.
>
> CC
Banter Banter Banter...you smile with hate at others misfortunes...
Darwinism would be great if you just dropped off the radar...or maybe
mother nature would call you a hypocrit when your on the plane and
strike it down...horrible thoughts ( well...maybe a GodSend) but
basically you speak the same hate. You horrible hypocrit..

No Facts, all opinions...that's you. I am sure you have statistics
made up in your mind...so go ahead... *sigh*

Corvus Corvax

On Feb 14, 9:00 am, "maguahi...@gmail.com" <maguahi...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>
> Banter Banter Banter...you smile with hate at others misfortunes...
> Darwinism would be great if you just dropped off the radar...or maybe
> mother nature would call you a hypocrit when your on the plane and
> strike it down...horrible thoughts ( well...maybe a GodSend) but
> basically you speak the same hate. You horrible hypocrit..

Thou gleeking flap-mouthed infection! Thou errant prick-eared
murderous coward! Thou churlish tickle-brained canker-blossom!

Oh, you are sick of self-love, my friend, and taste
with a distempered appetite. To be generous,
guiltless and of free disposition, is to take those
things for bird-bolts that you deem cannon-bullets:
there is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do
nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet
man, though he do nothing but reprove.

CC

JP

"Corvus Corvax" <corvuscorvax@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:678f4beb-20f0-48a4-9cdc-8b7ef321dde4@d68g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...

>
> Thou gleeking flap-mouthed infection! Thou errant prick-eared
> murderous coward! Thou churlish tickle-brained canker-blossom!
>
> Oh, you are sick of self-love, my friend, and taste
> with a distempered appetite. To be generous,
> guiltless and of free disposition, is to take those
> things for bird-bolts that you deem cannon-bullets:
> there is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do
> nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet
> man, though he do nothing but reprove.
>
> CC
>

If you enjoy language bardian you may enjoy a
Shakespearian version of "Who's On First."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaGH...feature=related