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02-05.-2008, 11:46 PM
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If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady
If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady like this
to ride around town... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6M...feature=related No speeches about Global Warming or Road Safety would be necessary. Actually, she could advertise my T-shirts too... http://www.zazzle.com/bike_for_peac...363034463138037 |
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03-05.-2008, 02:08 AM
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Re: If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady
On 2 May, 14:46, ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady like this > to ride around town... > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6M...feature=related > > No speeches about Global Warming or Road Safety would be necessary. > > Actually, she could advertise my T-shirts too... > > http://www.zazzle.com/bike_for_peac...363034463138037 I think I could attract ladys to cycling by having a photo of me, 8 stone in weight, sat eating a sausage butty followed by a large chocolate bar! |
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03-05.-2008, 03:04 AM
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Re: If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady
On May 2, 9:46 am, ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady like this > to ride around town... > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6M...feature=related Kinda like this? http://www.thespincycle.com/files/2...iCommercial.pdf |
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03-05.-2008, 03:21 AM
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Re: If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady
On May 2, 12:08*pm, Nat <nata...@fyne.co.uk> wrote:
> On 2 May, 14:46, ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady like this > > to ride around town... > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6M...feature=related > > > No speeches about Global Warming or Road Safety would be necessary. > > > Actually, she could advertise my T-shirts too... > > >http://www.zazzle.com/bike_for_peac...363034463138037 > > I think I could attract ladys to cycling by having a photo of me, 8 > stone in weight, sat eating a sausage butty followed by a large > chocolate bar! And then you'd wear a t-shirt that said, "You can eat my sausage!!!" |
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03-05.-2008, 03:31 AM
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Re: If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady
On May 2, 1:04*pm, "victor....@gmail.com" <victor....@gmail.com>
wrote: > On May 2, 9:46 am, ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady like this > > to ride around town... > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6M...feature=related > > Kinda like this? > > http://www.thespincycle.com/files/2...iCommercial.pdf I can already read the promotion: "Put something fun between your legs"... (the bike) http://www.sexydeanna.com/samples/deanna033_052.jpg |
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05-05.-2008, 07:51 AM
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Re: Are you in favor of using sex to sell biking?
Sincerely, guys, I think you are riding the wrong saddles that leave
you, you know with ED (impotence). In this other forum, look what they say to the question, "Are you in favor of using sex to sell biking?" http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=414469 Yep, 85% of them think is good. The good news is that if you change the seat, it should be all right. Look for the ones with the groove.  |
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05-05.-2008, 11:38 PM
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Re: I don't advocate using a bike as an actual sex object
Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike
"Oh how little you know! Biking is a good means to initiate sexual activity!" I don't advocate using a bike as an actual sex object... "The case of a man convicted of simulating sex with his bicycle has sparked a debate about human rights and the privacy of an individual. He was reported by cleaners at a hostel who unlocked his door and found him engaged in a sex act with his bike. Stewart was put on the Sex Offenders' Register, which some posters said was an over-reaction by the sheriff. Stewart admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. As well as being put on register for three years, he was put on probation for the same length of time. More than a million people have read the story on the BBC news website and it has been hotly debated on forums elsewhere. One contributor asked: "Would they have done the same to a woman with a sex toy?" http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/7098116.stm Just that biking could be sold better to the masses, the monkeys in my stories, who would stop trying to imitate the lions and their SUVs. Monkey see, monkey do... |
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08-05.-2008, 02:07 AM
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Re: SEX SELLS
On May 4, 8:31 am, ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> If you are afraid of sex or bikes, you shouldn't go to Holland Of course I'm afraid of bikes because, just like you, I fear THE LION! THE LION! THE LION! EEK!!! > And when you go to any auto show you find these stunning ladies > selling the stupid SUVs in scanty cloth. SEX SELLS, you know. SEX KILLS, you know. CommandanteBanana, I am shocked at your lack of vigilance. Don't you realize that females are dangerous? Which lions are the hunters? THE FEMALES! The safest course by far is to stay at home instead of biking and stay tuned to Usenet for more fear warnings. That way you'll never be hit by cars and you'll never meet females, either. You are hereby demoted from Commandante. I, on the other hand, have been promoted for embracing this campaign of fear to the utmost. |
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08-05.-2008, 02:07 AM
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Re: SEX SELLS
On May 4, 8:31 am, ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> If you are afraid of sex or bikes, you shouldn't go to Holland Of course I'm afraid of bikes because, just like you, I fear THE LION! THE LION! THE LION! EEK!!! > And when you go to any auto show you find these stunning ladies > selling the stupid SUVs in scanty cloth. SEX SELLS, you know. SEX KILLS, you know. CommandanteBanana, I am shocked at your lack of vigilance. Don't you realize that females are dangerous? Which lions are the hunters? THE FEMALES! The safest course by far is to stay at home instead of biking and stay tuned to Usenet for more fear warnings. That way you'll never be hit by cars and you'll never meet females, either. You are hereby demoted from Commandante. I, on the other hand, have been promoted for embracing this campaign of fear to the utmost. |
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08-05.-2008, 02:26 AM
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Re: Are you in favor of using sex to sell biking?
> "Are you in favor of using sex to sell biking?"
> > http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=414469 > > Yep, 85% of them think is good. Including this guy: <http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/live...ews/2008/05/07/ hunt-for-bicycle-flasher-100252-20871513/> No need to fear him. He's not a female hunter. |
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08-05.-2008, 02:26 AM
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Re: Are you in favor of using sex to sell biking?
> "Are you in favor of using sex to sell biking?"
> > http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=414469 > > Yep, 85% of them think is good. Including this guy: <http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/live...ews/2008/05/07/ hunt-for-bicycle-flasher-100252-20871513/> No need to fear him. He's not a female hunter. |
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09-05.-2008, 03:34 AM
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Re: If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady
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<abe34dcf-8c98-48e6-940e-9c37f213d10a@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>, ComandanteBanana <nolionnoproblem@yahoo.com> wrote: > If I were to promote the benefits of biking, I'd put a lady like this > to ride around town... > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6M...feature=related She needs to raise the saddle... |
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