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13 Things PMS Stands For:

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Old 25-09.-2003, 08:59 PM   #1
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Default 13 Things PMS Stands For:

Now ladies, please do not take digs at me. We all know this is true

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
..and my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

So to all the men, be very careful
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Old 30-09.-2003, 04:22 PM   #2
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I enjoyed that!
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Old 03-10.-2003, 06:36 PM   #3
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Default Re: 13 Things PMS Stands For:

You forgot: Putting up with Mens Sh.i.t
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Old 10-10.-2003, 08:56 AM   #4
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Heh heh, there was a store in my city called "PMS Hobbycraft" for years! before they finally smartened up and got rid of the 's'. It was just absurd.

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P.M.S. = Poor Me Syndrome

It's your problem, not ours.



Oh dear, first post on the board and I am already in trouble.

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Old 02-11.-2003, 01:03 PM   #6
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Originally posted by Benji
P.M.S. = Poor Me Syndrome

It's your problem, not ours.



Oh dear, first post on the board and I am already in trouble.

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Oh, no you're not. I think the ability to take the mickey can be a finely honed talent. Problem is, being ironic on the internet, namely forums, newsgroups, will get you into trouble.
PMS is a real and king annoying event for us ladies to deal with. Of you lads had to deal with it, one weeks fully paid leave would be law in the workplace once a month.
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