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Old 24-10.-2003, 05:56 PM   #1
Oran
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Default joke: casio dealer

Subject: casino dealers

> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive

blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a

> singleroll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much

luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck

down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!

YES!

> I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her

winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each

other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other

answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

> MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

>

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