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13-11.-2003, 01:06 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Minnesota, U.S.A.
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Advice for Hillary
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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14-11.-2003, 05:40 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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hardy har har har!
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