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29-11.-2003, 08:37 AM
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a christmas joke!
A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night, when
the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official approached, the man asked, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course," he answered, and walked on. But the woman insisted, "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." Ian A (http://www.amphot.co.uk/)
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29-11.-2003, 10:48 PM
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LOL stoopidly funni!
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29-11.-2003, 10:53 PM
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Heres another!
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Heres another: Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!" "I sent that stupid little fairy Twinkletoes out HOURS ago to find a tree and she isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, fairy Twinkletoes opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind her. "Hello, Father Christmas! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" Thus was born the tradition of the fairy on top of the christmas tree ....
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