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Join Date: Feb 2003
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With apologies in advance to those nationalities adversely categorised.
What is heaven? Heaven is having : An American Salary A British home A German car Chinese food An Indian wife What is Hell? Hell is having: An American car and wife German and British food Chinese home And an Indian salary.. Heaven is where …. The humour is British The cooks are French The mechanics German The lovers Italian And all organised by the Swiss Hell is where …. The humour is German The mechanics are French The lovers Swiss The cooks British And it is all organised by the Italians |
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