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Old 22-01.-2004, 11:19 PM   #1
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Default The Pet Store

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, "Do you have widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widde white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She puts her hands on her knees, leans forward, and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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Old 23-01.-2004, 04:05 AM   #2
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I like all three of your latest jokes, pretty good. Thanks!

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